Slump

I think I’m in a slump. Ugh. Yup. Well, I also think that it’s cause I’m perpetually exhausted. I just woke up from a nap too. I’ve had 3 days of super late night calls, where I’ll get home between 3 or 4 in the morning, and I’m never able to go right to sleep afterward, so I’m up until 5. And folks, well that’s just unreasonable, because I’ve been getting calls in the morning as well. So… what’s that 4 or 5 hours sleep? Not so fun! I was supposed to have dinner with Jake tonight but I canceled because I was afraid of being cranky. He said, “Yes, hanging out with a bitch sucks” Awful thing to say. Hilarious cause it’s true. He meant it as a joke. I took it as a joke. We’re still hanging out. Which makes me happy. Cause he’s an awesome guy. And he thinks I’m awesome. So what else can you ask for? Sex? Yes, that’d be nice, but C'est la vie. You know what I realised the other day? Both him and Richard Gere have been the only guys who have held my hair. Like actually. Come on men, you’re dropping the ball here. I’m makin you feel all good and shit, you want me to stop so I go get a hair elastic? Be a gentlemen! Lol, maybe I should go back to bed and continue my nap now. But in reference to me being in a slump; pretty much for the last week, I’ve had to use lube with every client, regardless of who they are and what they look like. Nothing says “Oooo baby you turn me on!” like a handful of lube. Sorry guys, I feel bad. I bet if I get more sleep, regular proper sleep I’ll be able to turn it around. And drink more water, then I won’t be so dehydrated. Ha ha.