Silly Little Fantasy

I lost two calls today because I don’t do in-calls. I don’t provide the accommodation. I lost one yesterday as well. I generally lose a few a week. I started thinking today I should get a second apartment. I shitty little bachelor suite, in a shitty neighbourhood where the neighbours mind their own business and don’t say, “Hi”. Two calls would cover the cost of it, and I was thinking I could even share this with Andrew. The idea of sharing anything with him doesn’t sit well with me, as I hate him. You know, the grade four kind of hate where you just want to push him in a mud puddle. Being around him makes my blood boil, I just wish he wasn’t such a good lay. But I could put aside my petty feelings for business. He has already approached me about this last time I saw him. I was against it because having a place for the purpose of prostitution is illegal. It would a bawdy house.

“common bawdy-house” means a place that is (a) kept or occupied, or (b) resorted to by one or more persons for the purpose of prostitution or the practice of acts of indecency;

I was thinking if we made it look like someone lived there… Andrew could change his drivers licence to that address, throw some dishes in the cupboard, food in the fridge. This could work. I was discussing this plan with Alex who is looking for a studio to work in his art in, loved this idea. He thought the idea of sharing a studio with two hookers was hilarious. It would be so perfect. None of us would use the place for more than 10 – 15 hours a month

Whilst writing, I have also been researching… definitely illegal, whether you’re living there or not, and I phoned the agency, to ask their stance on in-calls. “Absolutely not!” said the Serious Voice. It’s a $2K fine for me and a $3K fine for my boss. She would not be impressed with me. Ha ha. And the fun part is you wouldn’t get caught the first time, or the fifth, you’d get caught six to eight months down the line when you let your guard down. Sure you would have made well over that amount by then, but … no deal.