I saw my least favorite regular tonight. I would prefer to say most hated regular, but he's the only one I hate. He was mentioned in my October 29ths post. Lenn. I can't stand the guy. He's like a soul vampire. He just seems so preditorial. He books for two hours and we spend most of our time talking. Only we don't talk. He talks. But rather than talking to me he's informing me of shit. Ugh. I can't stand it.
"Have you ever heard of TED talks?"
"Yeah, I watch them quite often," I say.
"Oh, well, what they are is..." then he will go off on a tangent telling me all about them, like I didn't just say I knew.
I've decided I'm going to up my fee's by 30% next time I see him. Or just refuse to see hm again. That sounds like a better idea.
But as the title states, he actually gave me a friggen bible!!! But don't worry, it's non-secular. Like I friggen care. He didn't even do it in a preachy way, he just thought it would be a good read. No, he hasn't read it. More often than not, when I'm with him, I'm imagining punching him. Donkey style. For some reason my favourite is to the back of the skull.
On my way back the the car I tossed the (3" thick, inscribed by him) book in his neighbours bushes. I hope he finds it.
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