Joke of the Post

Fucking Cream Soda

The craziest thing that’s ever happened to me happened tonight. For dinner tonight I stopped in at my neighbourhood deli, and I grab a cream soda off the top shelf of their drink fridge. The bevy behind it fell over and exploded! Seriously, it was huge. Cream soda and glass shards rained down on me, and I was literally covered head to toe in it. My initial reaction was pure confusion. What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened? It was awful. The shop keeper felt so bad, and ushered me back to their sink where I washed myself up a bit. Really, there was only so much I could do. And they still made me pay for my food. Assholes. But they also had to clean out their entire fridge, and wash all the bottles in there. The shit went everywhere. While I was paying, I started to notice that I was bleeding. On my hands, and on my arms, fuck. I had little nicks and cuts everywhere! Gawd! I was on my way to a job no less! I had to run home, have a quick sponge bath, change and re-do my make up. I decided that the cream soda in my hair could be thought of as too much hair product. What a shit show!