Real World? I Did Not Agree To This.

I actually worked 7 hours today. I haven’t put in a full day (yes, I’m aware that 7 hours does not 
make a full day ~ semantics) in 6 months. I am tired. I know that there really isn’t anyone in the 
world I can complain to, because everyone has to work. But still, there is an adjustment process. 
I was up at 6:30 this morning. My day was pretty easy though. I will fully admit that. I had to wait 
for a delivery company to drop off kitchen appliances, walk a dog, then spend 2 hours cleaning 
a house. And here I am now, almost ready to go to bed, feeling all mellow and listening to Moby. 
I have a lot of little stories I want to tell you about. Mini blogs, I guess.

First: I hear quite often that strippers are crazy. Poor girls, and their bad raps. I went to college 
with a stripper. I would not describe her as crazy, but she was definitely… fun. Frankly I don’t 
know enough escorts to form an opinion of them as a whole, but… I’m starting to. I had an idea
for getting more business, so I approached my boss with it, via email

Hi

Almost every client I have asks me for my personal number so that they don't have to go through the agency. I have no idea why men don't like going through the agency so much, but the last thing I want in the world is for them to have my personal cell phone number. I was thinking of getting a pay as you go phone, so that I could give them that number. I would still call it in, and I would still pay the standard $70. I just feel like we're losing so much business because of this. And if you would like, I could even give you the phone records. I know how you felt about the photos, so I would understand if you are not crazy about this idea, but I thought I would run it by you any way.

From Alison

Part of me knew she might not like the idea. Which is why I said, “if you don’t like it…” I tried to couch it very gently. I get a blocked call at 3:47 am (which I do not answer) and then wake up to this email:

Hahaha...
This is a business at the end of the day and you would never have met the clients had they not of called the agency !! A professional lady know how to deflect this approach. If you think you are losing clients by cutting our contact number out perhaps independent is more suited for you and tour clientele, I have 20 years experience and have not lost clients by giving out my personal number. Maybe you should talk you some of our highly requested ladies as to how they handle this request. This absolutely NOT an option. We keep track of the general to call back ratio and know by numbers who gives out private numbers. Clients will try and approach ladies to eventually get a deal from you. Agencies recognize loyal ladies that respect the business and appreciate they're privacy  and don't give out other numbers. 

Holy Shit! Aggressive much? No To/From, Nothing. I was pretty taken aback by the whole thing. I know she’s really protective of her agency and her business, but if I was going to fuck her around, I would just fuck her around. I wouldn’t tell her about it first! Man. I didn’t really know how to respond to that so I replied with:

Hi,


I hope my email didn't upset you. As I said, I have no intentions of giving out my private number, nor have I ever in the past. All of my clientele come through the agency, whether it be generals, sun ads or call backs, and I plan on keeping it that way. I hope by this email you don't think that I'm not loyal. As I mentioned, even with the new number I would of run all the calls through the agency. I assure you though, I will not get a separate phone. It was just an idea I had. Thanks for your feed back.


Alison

She responded a bit later, in a much calmer fashion. I think it’s friends-on again. Man o man.

I have to go to work now. Thank goodness. My new job is chewing into all of my time. It’d be nice to actually make some money. I’m just going to post now, cause when I get home, it will be bed time for me.

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Who am I kidding, I can never sleep right after work. Tonight was a new one. It was a two girl call, which is not unusual, but there are usually two guys. With this guy, there was only one guy here. I find this out as we are walking up to the door. Even with the two girl/two guy calls, there’s a pre-chat. Well both of us got super lost getting to the place, so I think it had us distracted. Our pre-chat consisted of “Have you ever been with a girl?” “Uhh, no, have you?” “Yes.” And we’re there. Lol. No ‘are you comfortable with it/boundaries’ Nothing along those lines. And the guy paid us considerably extra to interact with each other. So side note: like I say, I’ve worked with several of our girls, and this is the first one I’ve been attracted too. She had a natural beauty to her. Not a lot of make up was needed, and she was voluptuous. Sexy curves. It was dark, mostly, so I couldn’t really tell where she was from, but she looked Hawaiian. Beautiful Girl. From talking to her on the way out, it sounded like she had been doing it for a while, but, in there, she seemed very shy and inexperienced. It was a little awkward. I tried to make moves to get with her, but she was really having none of it. Silly straight girl. Oh well. It was nice to touch boobs again. I’ve pretty much given up on dating women. Alex is baffled by it. My ability to flirt with guys vs. the complete awkward nervousness that comes over me when I’m attracted to a girl. “Just say Hi!” “No! I can’t” That kind of retardedness. Men are easier. And I think I could be happier with a man. It’s like I’m not bi, I’m either straight or gay. I swing  back and forth like a pendulum, but I don’t often pursue both genders. This was not the direction this entry was supposed to take. Oh well. Tired. Sleep now.