Cumphobia

     Alright. I think we should discuss my cumphobia. People think it's weird that I have such strong feelings about it, given my chosen profession but I do. And it's not just feelings, it's a physical reaction. Dry heaves. It's just so gross. After a dude cums I don't even like looking a it in the tip of the condom. The way it just swishes around in there makes my skin crawl. I was watching a show where a panel of gay men talk openly about sex and relationships and they were asked to describe cum and I had to change the channel. It just about made me throw up. Jake and I were talking about it and he reminded me that I feel the same way about all things mucus related. He told me about his sinus cleanse he did and I nearly tossed in my car. 
     I think the phobia stems from past boyfriends. My first boyfriend and I used the rhythm method (I have no idea how I didn't get pregnant with him) and he often came on my stomach. This eventually caused my bellybutton ring to become disgustingly infected. Another boyfriend I had had very acidic sperm. I'm assuming that this is because he did steroids, didn't drink enough water and generally ate garbage. But on the rare occasion when he would come on my stomach, it kind of burned and I just wanted to get it off my skin as soon as possible. 
     It also occurred to me that it may have been caused by the second half of my time with the babysitter. From the part I don't remember. Maybe he got me in the eye. Permanently traumatized me! Is it inappropriate to joke about pedifilia when it involves you???
     I think I've only swallowed twice in my life. Once prior to my cumphobia and I was curious and then much more recently with Wonderboy (I really don't think it's fair to call him that, and am now regretting not giving him a name). I knew I had issues with it, and I wanted to address it head on. There was no way I was going to do it with a client, and he was more than happy to oblige. It wasn't awful. I kinda wanted to do it again. Ha ha. 
    I'm sure over time I will get over this problem of mine. Much like Greek, I guess. I'll get there. But unlike Greek there is no way I'm experimenting with a client. A relationship will be required. And at the rate I'm going... I'm thinking of switching back to women anyway.  I love their goop. And at the university, lesbians are every where.