Irritated... Like a Bad Rash

I know my experience with tonights client will make a great blog post, and I'll probably laugh about it tomorrow, but right now, I'm just too irritated to talk about it. 

What went wrong? I had rules, and I broke them. Two of the biggest ones. That's what went wrong. 

But don't worry. By the end of the night, he was way more fucked than I was, and my clothes never came off.